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Day in the Life of P509:
Data Packet Handler (AKA bike messenger) by Scott Paterson |
Rubbing the sleep from my eyes, I squeeze the handset, wait for the beep, and then announce into the ether, "P509 is clear at Bowery n Canal." Clouds pass overhead. My LCD display flips to 09:54. "Sending three," my dispatcher pipes out. Beep da beep. Beep da beep. Three text messages arrive on my handset screen detailing the packet information: tracking number, customer, caller, call time, pickup, delivery and item description. I jot key information down on my clipboard manifest. Sweat glands ready their daily supply. Load bag, spin bag round to back, unlock bike, swing 30 lbs chain lock round torso and re-lock on waist, run with bike into traffic and hop on. Spinning down the avenue, my mind flips between monitoring the flow of traffic and calculating my route. All the systems established to control the moving sea of metal -- such as traffic lights, lane markers, one way streets, and curbs -- are just a series of suggestions at this point. As a data packet handler, it's my job to find the best routes through my network. Two wheels trump four. During new employee orientation, we were told to ride slow and smart, not fast and dumb. In this world, network latency is a good thing. Being smart means being connected -- linked by a telecom leash to my dispatcher. In his book Open Sky,
Paul Virilio describes this telecom-leashed existence as a 'body terminal,'
the omnipresent descendant of the territorial, mobile body. Data packet
handlers embody both of these characteristics. However, despite the on-demand
connection to my dispatcher, the protocols of the traffic network tend
to override the protocols of my dispatcher network where the sidewalk
ends and the lobby begins. While both systems seek an efficiency of flow,
the breakdown occurs where skin meets pavement, concrete, or even worse,
security.
"Sorry, but you'll have
to go out that door, around the corner, door on left, etc." points
many a security guard. Thus begins the painful divergence between my on-demand
access-anywhere network and the network of PFoC's. Exit polished stone
lobby, round corner, enter side door/loading dock. Wait! "Photo ID
please." My first day on the job, a laminated mug shot for P509 was
issued. I was official. The security bouncer waves me through. Wait! "Photo
ID please." Another bouncer. Flash ID. "Up ramp to window, see
lady." Thus begins a typical encounter with PFoC's. They primarily exist on three scales -- mobile, body, and surface. Examples of mobile units include customized temporary visitor badges, swipe cards for turnstiles to elevator lobbies, and the security bouncers, either roaming or stationed. Body scale units include (proceeding from entry door to elevator door) bollards, door buzzers, Tensabarrier® labyrinths, security desks, mechanical and electronic turnstiles, and/or x-ray machines. Overseeing the entire theatre of inside/outside transitions is a blanket of security cameras. One particularly glassy lobby has alternating bird silhouettes on the glass and cameras on the mullions, a kind of bizarre moebius strip of prevention. "Sign and print your name, please." Express elevator down. Beep la boop. "Dropped 200 Park, two on board, rollin' to Lex." Beep. "Roger that." Boop. PFoC's have grown to an architectural scale. Every drop has at least two addresses. Depending on which network I traverse, I use a different address. Data packets rarely go to the address fixed in bronze, chrome, or granite despite the writing on the label. Into the gulf of execution -- the potential gap in correspondence between a user's intentions (drop a data packet) and a system's actions (addressing) as described by Don Norman in "The Psychopathology of Everyday Things" -- grows an increasing variety of architecture and furniture annexes. PFoC's began as flexible spatial devices, but a Tensabarrier® labyrinth can quickly become a messenger center, a co-located lobby of its own, or a prison for the paperless. "Drop 230 Park." Ultimately, the increasing
permanence of PFoC's fosters the trend of privately owned public spaces.
Brandscaping replaces landscaping. Restricted physical access produces
exclusive visual exposure. Slowness and saturation are the mandates for
its design. A PFoC-encrusted raumplan (Loos) has replaced plan libre (Le
Corbusier). The Seagram and Lever House pilotis have barnacles. The limits
PFoCs impose on behavior snip the grass roots of the omnipresent terminal
body. The route between the network of suits and sweats is now an outsourced-overseen
interface where connectivity is granted only if you obey the ergonomics
of control. Beep la boop. "P509 clear with signatures." |